[ so i've decided to be evil! ]

My Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

so, you have an evil plan too?