[joke/prank of the day]

Teacher saw PENIS written on the blackboard. She rubs it off. Next day it is written bigger. She rubs it again. Next day it was written: MORE U RUB LARGER IT GROWS.


o_0 what a joke... to play on a teacher ;p


[malaysian style]

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

^^;;;